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Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes