Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.