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Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Oreo Jokes More Oreo Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.