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Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.