Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Oreo Jokes More Oreo Jokes

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.