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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.