Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

You're Jokes More You're Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.