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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

You're Jokes More You're Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.