Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.