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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

You're Jokes More You're Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.