Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)