Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)