Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.