How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends