How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

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What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.