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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What paint is most popular in modern buildings?

Microsoft Paint

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes