Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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Green paint.

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Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes