Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.