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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.