Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes