Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Paint it, black!

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.