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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes