Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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All white, all white, all white.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.