Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes