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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes