Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...