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Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes