Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...