Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes