What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bowel Movement Jokes More Bowel Movement Jokes

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!