Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

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How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.