Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.