Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
Mine's Womens Rights.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
