Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993