Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date