Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

Irrelephant

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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El Taco Lips.

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993