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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

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How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date