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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.