How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

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Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.