How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.