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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

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Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.