How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.