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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.