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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What's Princess Leia's first name?

Comoniwanna.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!