How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.