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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom