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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!