How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!