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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How many straight men in California does it take to change a lightbulb?

Both of them

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.