How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.