How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!