How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.