How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.