A thief in the knight
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Sneakers.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Because they always steal the show.
A condescending con descending.
Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
They take things literally
Thieves..
Ma
To get a clean getaway
They make out like bandits.
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A crummy thief!
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It could be your car
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
That's Nachos.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
He was a thief
The way they enter your house.
A thief....
He was delighted.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Let's jack it.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
They are both up to something.
A stealer!!!!!
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
Trigger bot.
You planet.
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
One of them is a big puss
Nukes... You're fired!
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
Organized crime
Organized crime.
Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
A condescending con descending
Because it's covered with horsehide!
They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
