A thief in the knight
Sneakers.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Because they always steal the show.
They take things literally
Ma
To get a clean getaway
They make out like bandits.
Iron Pirate
It could be your car
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
That's Nachos.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
He was a thief
The way they enter your house.
He was delighted.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Let's jack it.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
They are both up to something.
A stealer!!!!!
Because they are already covered.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Ahola.
He wanted to taco bout his problems
Caps and robbers
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
Patty O'Furniture
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
I met a knight
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
To be on the safe side!
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
The track is alright.
Britney Spears
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
