A thief in the knight
Sneakers.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Because they always steal the show.
They take things literally
Ma
To get a clean getaway
They make out like bandits.
Iron Pirate
It could be your car
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
That's Nachos.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
He was a thief
The way they enter your house.
He was delighted.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Let's jack it.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
They are both up to something.
A stealer!!!!!
Because all of the investors pulled out.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
A condescending con descending.
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
He didn't jump high enough.
He became Sir Loin
The Czech engine light is always on.
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
Shanghai
A worm hole
They gave him his money back.
Kraut funding
