A thief in the knight
Sneakers.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Because they always steal the show.
They take things literally
Ma
To get a clean getaway
They make out like bandits.
Iron Pirate
It could be your car
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
That's Nachos.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
He was a thief
The way they enter your house.
He was delighted.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Let's jack it.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
They are both up to something.
A stealer!!!!!
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Divorce!
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
He had a bee in his suit of armour!
His property was Fur Elise
In the dictionary.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
He died on the cross!
They Havana no money to spend.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
They're both brown except the snowball.
An Astronaut
The Yellow Fellow.
A condescending con descending.
