A thief in the knight
Sneakers.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
Because they always steal the show.
They take things literally
To get a clean getaway
They make out like bandits.
Iron Pirate
It could be your car
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
That's Nachos.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
He was a thief
The way they enter your house.
He was delighted.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Let's jack it.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
They are both up to something.
A stealer!!!!!
Bok Bok Bok CHOY
A wok-through.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
I want a divorce
Both are French.
To cover up his bald spot.
He kept coffin
Sir Lance-a-lot
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
Attire
Because only he could pull it off.
A shoplifter.
A tangent
