Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.