Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

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What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.