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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What do you call a hollow dachshund?

Holloween. (*Please don't report me)