Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!