Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!