Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!