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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Short Circuit Jokes More Short Circuit Jokes

How long is a short circuit?

As long as it takes to it!

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Snap Crackle Jokes More Snap Crackle Jokes

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.