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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran