Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band?

One Direction.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What is Robb Stark's least favorite band?

The Fray

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How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.