Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Ned Stark Jokes More Ned Stark Jokes

What's Ned Stark's favorite cereal?

Raisin Bran

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Bran Stark Jokes More Bran Stark Jokes

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Elon Musk Jokes More Elon Musk Jokes

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.