Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What is Robb Stark's least favorite band?

The Fray

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

Bran Stark Jokes More Bran Stark Jokes

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

Rickon Stark Jokes More Rickon Stark Jokes

What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

What is Rickon Stark's favourite band?

One Direction.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.

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How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst