Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!