Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

Where does Iron Man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail