Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Elon Musk

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He just wants her to be down to Mars

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The star has a bright future.

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In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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It's a long story.

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He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers