Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival?

The ferrous wheel.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!