Tony Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What is Iron Man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.