Profit Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

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Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.