Profit Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Stark Jokes More Stark Jokes

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Elon Musk Jokes More Elon Musk Jokes

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit