Profit Jokes

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

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What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Net Profit Jokes More Net Profit Jokes

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.