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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack