What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE