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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

Fast Thing Jokes More Fast Thing Jokes

What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!