Arab Jokes

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

What's black yellow and covered in blackberries?

A bramble bee!

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He does crossfit.

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Och noo, me troosers!

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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They sit eggsaminations!

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She hated being microbe-managed.