Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

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What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

Hijab Jokes More Hijab Jokes

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

London Jokes More London Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington