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Arab Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.