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Arab Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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Your Age Is Only Math

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.