Arab Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

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A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab