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Arab Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique?

Hijab

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes?

Very satisfying.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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