Arab Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an Arab who has many cows?

Milk sheikh

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Insurance Jokes More Insurance Jokes

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Citroen C4 Jokes More Citroen C4 Jokes

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?