Insurance Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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How do you pay a quiz master?

With finances.

Why don't you have to pay for the items on a will?

It's a dead giveaway...

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Insure Jokes More Insure Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.