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Insurance Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Arab Woman Jokes More Arab Woman Jokes

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.