Insurance Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.