Insurance Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

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Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.