Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!