Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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Gluten tag!