Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

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Weirdo.

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!