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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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Goodandtight

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They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

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Betty White.

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Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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The middle yeast

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A sandwich

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Because they are already covered.

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She had little to no coverage.

German Baker Jokes More German Baker Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!