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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*