How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What did the German with food allergies say?

Gluten Nacht

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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HI Jack!

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag