Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!