Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them