Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe