Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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Why don't the french like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!