Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

French Jokes More French Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

Who is the most famous French ant?

Napoleant!