What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.