Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
They lost two towers
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
A Gulden's opportunity.
He wanted to have some stage presents.
Because these colors don't run.
Because the delegates were standing on them.
