What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.