March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Previous Random Joke Next
Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

American Jokes More American Jokes

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.