Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.