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Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.