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Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

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What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.