Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

Where do magical animals go to jail?

Azkabarn