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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why are you naked?

Dammit