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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Why are you naked?

Dammit