What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why are you naked?

Dammit

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"