What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Why are you naked?

Dammit