Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.