What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.