What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.