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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.