What did the acorn say when it grew up?

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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They go off on tangents.

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A vicious circle.