What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.