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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?
I noe
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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?
Dead people had lives.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice!
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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?
I noe
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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?
Neosporin.
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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?
I noe
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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?
Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity
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