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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD