What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity