What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What did the really ugly man do for a living?

He posed for Halloween masks!

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...