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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD