Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

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What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.