Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

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What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.