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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

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What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity