Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Because there's always Whos there!

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Because Freedom Rings.

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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!