Knock Joke Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Walter White Jokes More Walter White Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him??

Will i marry you?

What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.