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Knock Joke Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Boris Jokes More Boris Jokes

Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why do certain Asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.