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Knock Joke Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Boris Jokes More Boris Jokes

Who's there! Boris! Boris who?

Boris with more knock knock jokes!

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Bazinga Jokes More Bazinga Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!