Because Freedom Rings.
Because freedom rings.
By telling them knock knock jokes!
Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**
Because there's always Whos there!
Cause' freedom RINGS!
A X-pert
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Ask about his routine.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Okay, you start.
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
To recycle a joke from the other side.
Because the heart attack got him first.
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
She was trying to find the lowest prices
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
A little plaque.
The Nobel Prize.
FREEDOM RINGS
Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!
