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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!