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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

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What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.