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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight