A Pillow Fight
Pillow fight.
By telling them knock knock jokes!
A pillow fight
They are always asking for change.
Hypothermia.
Because they crack themselves up!
Knock knock jokes
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
I'm in light urn.'
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Pillow fight!
She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
Gatoraids.
They're both easily spread.
Because in America, freedom rings.
It knocked him cold.
Because they were tailor made for it.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.