A Pillow Fight
Sometimes the homeless get change.
Pillow fight.
By telling them knock knock jokes!
A pillow fight
They are always asking for change.
Hypothermia.
Because they crack themselves up!
Knock knock jokes
Homeless people have neither.
Because it wasn't recycled.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
We ain't sayin' nuthin'.
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
To get to the other side!
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Pillow fight!
She was feelin' the Bern!
All the conservatives are out working.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
