Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of undead police officers?

Zombie Acopalypse

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Joke Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.