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Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Pillow Fight Jokes More Pillow Fight Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Joke Jokes

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.