Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

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They meet up and crack each other up.

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Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

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I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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