Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

Does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call an STD for homeless people?

Hermit Crabs

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

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What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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I'm in light urn.'

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They have a mole on their body.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home