What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam