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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.