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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.

Christmas Eve Jokes More Christmas Eve Jokes

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!