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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

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What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.