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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.