Christmas Eve Jokes

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.