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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.