It's Christmas, Eve!
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
He raised Cain.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Practice makes perfect.
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
It's Christmas, Eve.