What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!