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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!