What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!