It's Christmas, Eve.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
It was wound up already.
A white Christmas.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Adam and Eve
It's Christmas, Eve!
