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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

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Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.