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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

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What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.