What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

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Tooth-hurty

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Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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Bayer Asprin

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A waist of time.

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Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Adam you gotta try this!

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve