What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure