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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!