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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.