What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.