What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.