Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.