Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.