Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

Neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun