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Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.