Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.