Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?

Collie-wood!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit