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Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun