What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.