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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.