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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth