What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

Liars

What is up with these reposts?

It must be heredditory.

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".