I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
I didn't cottage in my pants
One dollar
Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry!
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
I'm game.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Reposts are allowed.
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire