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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

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What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

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When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!