When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!