What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

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