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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.