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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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Who wants to know?

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.