What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.