What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.