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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.