What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

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Urine big trouble...

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How do I like my eggs?

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.