What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz