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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz