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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Ritz Jokes More Ritz Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz