What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*