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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here