How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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Because they don't have chairs.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

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They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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I want to know her secret

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Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!