How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!