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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

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What did he name the second one?

Hose B

What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.