How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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They go back four seconds.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

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What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!