How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!