How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!