Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!