Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.