Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.