Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.