What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

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What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.