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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.