What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!