What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser?

It's terminal.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."