What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!