Cool Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

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They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

Why is the quadratic formula so cool?

Because it has 'ac'.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What do you call a muslim in the 90's?

Radical

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Beaker Jokes More Beaker Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.