Cool Jokes

Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Sip Jokes More Sip Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Quadratic Formula Jokes More Quadratic Formula Jokes

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

Why is the quadratic formula so cool?

Because it has 'ac'.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger