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Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Explosive Diarrhea Jokes More Explosive Diarrhea Jokes

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Nokia Jokes More Nokia Jokes

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Explosive Jokes More Explosive Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What do you call a chat site for terrorists?

Allahu Chatbar.