Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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