Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of explosive?

A M-80.

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How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active French armed forces.

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.