Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What do you call a 1 ton toilet?

EL-ton John

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.