Because they die in them.
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Coffee Mug
Everywhere..
So they can reuse the phone after the explosion
Linoleum Blown-apart.
EVERYWHERE!!!
All that was left was de brie.
Everywhere!
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
All over.
Because, corn has ears!
Someone told him there were two Lucilles
Allah-penos
Allah-peos
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
He was afraid the ring would give him away.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
The Samsung Note 7
Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
A M-80.
The satchel charge.
A free radical.
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.