Explosion Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

EVERYWHERE!!!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

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Linoleum Blown-apart.

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

Removed

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Amy Jokes More Amy Jokes

Who's there! Amy! Amy who?

Amy for the top!

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

EVERYWHERE!!!

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours